Cristela Alonzo's Bio
Oh, where do I begin? I'm a 27 yr old living in North Hollywood. I just won a WKRP in Cincinatti record player off Ebay. I am currently listening to Wham's "Careless Whisper" and thinking to myself, "Why did I never know that George Michael was gay?" I am a geeky person that rocks at Scrabble.
I competed in the academic decathlon all through high school, to which I won numerous medals at, especially the year we focused on biogenetics. Yeah, who wants a piece of this? "Careless Whisper" just ended and now I am listening to The Judds' "Grandpa (Tell Me 'Bout The Good Old Days" and wondering, "How did I get this on my IPOD?" While I'm hearing this song, I have the theme song to Greatest American Hero stuck in my head...and yes, I realize that I am one pop culture reference away from having a show on VH1.
I like watching bad movies and listening to bad music along with the good. I don't pretend to like anything because everyone else does. Now, I'm listening to Concrete Blonde's "Joey," which I will follow with Kenny Loggins' "Meet Me Half Way" because I am in the mood for a good arm wrestling movie.